My Gullible Fren! ahahah

Can't help but keep on laughing to myself while typing this post today. Nope...I'm not crazy...neither am I an IMH patient...well, maybe a part-time patient...but I'm certified fit to leave Hougang chalet leh...ahahha....Ok, enough of my craps. It's gona be an interesting post today I guess...It happened like this....Btw, names has been changed to protect MYSELF...else I sure kana slaughted. Anyway, let's juz call this person whom I'll be bloggin on, Ah-Pig! *roll eyes*

Was msning Ah-Pig yesterday. Realised that he had an accident recently. He was making a filter turn when he bang into a cyclist...A Bangala to be precise. Well, bangalas loves to cycle on the main road, tinking tat they are in Mumbai. So in a way, both got fault lor...my fren neber check properly, and the bangala dun bother to check...tats how the accident happen. So I asked my friend wat happened...here's our conversation on msn:-

Me: So the Bangala got injured?

Ah-Pig: Got. But not serious lor.

Me: Then u got compensate him?

Ah-Pig: Got lor. 50 for medical fees, 100 for his pay, 100 for his bicycle.

Me: ahahhahahaa!!....U serious? 100 for his bicycle?

Ah-Pig: ahahhaa...YA LAH!

Me: OMG! This is so funny!

Ah-Pig: Dun laugh ok. I oredi numb liao.

Me: ahahah...u mean u keep on banging yr car until numb liao ah?? (coz he had another accident earlier tis year)

Ah-Pig: Idiot!...my heart pain leh....my car quite badly damage. Got deep scratch and bumper dent.

Me: So I guess your money came at the rite time lor. (Coz he juz recently promoted to 1st Sgt, got pay increament + they back-pay him since Feb onwards...Whooo! Rich guy manz!!!! heh heh)

Ah-Pig: Idiot. Tink this year I very suay...tink muz go and pray liao.

Ok, Here comes the ultimate part...READ ON!!

Me: Then go Guan Yin Miao pray lah. There quite accurate one.

Ah-Pig: Really ah? But I duno how to go abt it leh. As in how to pray.

Me: U DUNO?? Nm, I teach You. When u reach the entrance, remember...U muz crawl, and not walk in to the temple. Better still, when u crawl, muz stretch out your hands and legs on the floor.

Ah-Pig: Really ah? (At this point of time, he was really convinced and believed every single word I said)

Me: YA!!! Remeber, u muz crawl in...else not accurate liao. (I was practically laughing until my tears while falling while typing...din noe he so guillable! ahahhha)

Ah-Pig: Hey, wat u say really true ah?

Me: Ya lah! But I canot guarantee if the security guard or IMH ambulance will come and take u away or not lor! ahahhahaa

Ah-Pig: Idiot You! I found it a bit strange liao at first, but still, I tink maybe u're right.

Me: Kaoz!! U mean u really believe wat I said????

Ah-Pig: Idiot!


Basically, he din really answer me after tat. Apparently, he did believe wat I said...To crawl to the temple, with both hands and legs stretched out! Actually, I was trying to make him walk like a tortise! Go visualise it and u'll noe wat I mean! ahhahahhaa.....Well, how I realised that he actually believed me? Simple...coz he WARNED me not to blog on it!!....it was the greatest joke on earth last nite...can't help but keep on laughing when I think of it. Hmm...A 30 yr old ah-pek actually fell into the trap of a 24 yr old ger! *ahem* ahahahahhahahaha....Hilarious!