Sunday, October 30, 2005

The Women Don't Get It!!

Top reasons why ladies today are still single!!

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with."


1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm its me again.. its been a while i write something that u have written.. but something about men that u have mistook us for..

i think the main thing that i want to make here is that gals are just choosy.. but it just nature that all human want the best.. but u pick people .. but people pick u as well.. so unless u are confident that u have wat it takes.. dont say that men are this and this.. and sometimes.. gals must bang their head against the wall to know tat nice things isnt the best.. the most important thing is to treasure someone that can connect with u.. handsome or not.. its a personally thing..

if u have to be that picky.. then i can only say that when u reach the holy thirty.. the power to choose is no longer in ur hands sad to say.. but its true.. men are better and better as it get older with age.. just like wat u mention.. fine wine.. the longer it being kept the better.. but for gals.. its the complete opposite....

i suppose u are still single then
..

and why must guys always make the first move.. its the 21st century.. if gals can be CEO of a company .. then why cant they be like the guy and go chase gals.. nothing wr0ng mah.. happiness lies in yr own hands...

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