Arrrggg!!! GIME A BREAK!!!

I'm superly irritated by someone in my office lately. Well, but there's nothing I can do much about it either, coz I'm only a small fry though I did grumble to my boss. Anyway, this person would be bugging me from the moment I stepped into the office all the way till evening. Well, I guess I'm not the only person facing this problem. But it really gets on my nerves at times, especially when I still have my own as well as other's work to clear up. And our poor design department...their workload also increased as they had to cater to this person's needs as well. It's such an agony, really.

We were just gossiping and analysing our male colleagues and we came to a conclusion: The 男人(s) in our office mostly are all C.M.I. (In case you're wondering, C.M.I. = Cannot Make It) That said, I've categorised them into the following:

1. 电梯坏男人 - This category of male colleagues got super duper serious mood swings, which is equivalent or even worst than our PMS! And they seemed to live in their own world, coz they don't seemed to understand what we are talking all the time. It's not as if we're speaking Tamil! Worst of all, they always 答非所问. In order to get an answer to your question, you either have to (a) Scream or (b) Shout at them. Otherwise, after beating about the whole jungle (bush is too small), you still won't get your answer.

2. 罗哩罗嗦男人 - It's pretty obvious that this category of male colleagues are super duper long-winded. For e.g. when you ask a simple question: "你吃饱了吗?"
Their reply: "我跟你说hor...昨天我去巴杀买了blar blar blar...然后 blar blar blar..." Okay, I guess I don't need to elaborate further. You guys should get the idea.

3. 大小声男人 - This category one quite jialat. Always like to 呼呼呵呵 around. See/Hear liao also sianz. Sometimes really pity the other party who kena also.

4. Kay-Po 鸡男人 - No need to elaborate either. It's pretty obvious.

5. 色迷迷男人 - Preferbaly no low-cuts or body-hugging clothes to work. *rolls eyes*

6. 大男人 - Well, they may be 大男人, but we females can be quite fierce and tough as well ok! Dun pray pray! 我们不是弱小女子!! Heh heh

Okok...But they are not like that all the time lah and not all the male colleagues are like that either. Generally, they can be really really nice at times. Just that their behaviour at times really pisses us off! Haha...That's why whenever people call me or my other colleagues, the other party always thought that we're in the market coz in the background, is all the shouting and screaming, Male vs Female. It's a norm, which we've all gotten used to it anyway. It's actually quite entertaining at times. It's really like the Battles of the Sexes. Well, prolly that's our Company's Culture. Interesting eh! Hahaha