Nope. It's not gona be a ranting post today, since I'm in a relatively good mood, coz it's a FRIDAY!! What u're gona read is pretty disgusting though and parental guidance is advised. ahahaa...Not so serious lah, but it's better to stop watever u're eating now if u do want to read on. Anyway, names has been changed to protect the identity of the *gasp* SHITTER i.e. the person who sh*ts. ahahahaha...Well, u may be asking me why am I bloggin on such disgusting topic. Mmm...Good question. Coz I find it really amusing and I din noe such people actually do exist, and THEY ARE IN MY COMPANY!!! ahahhaahhaaha...So wat u're gona read below is based on True Story hor!
The toilet in our level alwaiz seemed to hab lotsa problems. Either the females dun get rid of their "Japanese Bread" properly, or they actually pee all over the toilet seat. I seriously wonder how on earth they pee manz. It's damn disgusting ok!...And here's the even more disgusting part. Sh*T! Ok, before I go on further, I've made a categorisation i.e. The Ba-Wooo, The Left-Overs and The Sound System Shitter. ahahahaha....
1. The Ba-Wooo ShitterLately, my other colleagues and I have been brainstorming. We seriously wonder wat the hell this particular colleague eats. I tell u... The smell of her Sh*t is Sooo Super Strong that one of my poor colleagues actually puke! Ya, I noe Sh*t can't be an aroma, however, seems that her Sh*t simply
STINKS the hell outta all of us there. And I reckoned that it can even posion the poor little Ants! Prolly u can even see the ants having white foam at it's mouth! ahahahaha... The worst thing is that this person practically sh*ts twice a day!! OMG! Imagine gg to the toilet at the wrong timing?...I guess my clothes will absorb all the Ba-Wooo as well manz! ahahahhaa...So I alwaiz avoid gg to the toilet during certain timing esp when she juz walked out! I dun wana faint inside there!...well, we're tinking prolly she ate some slimming stuffs to help her de-tox. If not, guess her intestinal systme muz be filled with toxics then!! ahahaha....
2. The Left-Overs ShitterMy manager and I were chatting yesterday. She told me that she used to use our common toilet as it's nearer to her room and it saves her the trouble of running to her dad's room, which is of coz, my Chairman's room. However, 1 find day, she pushed open the door of one of the cubicles and to her
HORROR, she found a Super Big and Long sh*t 'beautifully' lying there, 'welcoming' her! ahahaha...Well, of coz she totally freaked out. Guess it's the left-overs from a particular someone. So ever since that day, she rather walk a longer distance whenever she needs the toilet! And yes, we do have a suspect in mind. *roll eyes*
3. The Sound System ShitterThis is damn funny ok! Got this particular person, whenever she sh*ts, will make A LOT of sound effects! ahahaha...Ok, either she'll let out a heavy breathing sound, as if she sh*t until super short of breath, or those "
Mmmmmmm" sound i.e. using A LOT of Energy to "kek" the sh*t outta her. ahahahahhahaa...It's Damn Super Funny ok!!!
Ya, I noe it's a pretty mean post, but I can't help but to blog it. It's so hilarious! OMG! Dying of laughter manz!...Anyway, sometimes I find that some ppl dun really hab toilet manners one leh. I mean, be responsible mah. Got even once, duno who come her "Da-Yi-Ma", then dirty the toilet seat and neber even bother to clean up. And innocent toilet users like us muz clear up the bloody stains for the person. It's ridiculous mah. If u're toking abt public toilets, no choice lah. U cannot control. But it's inside our very own building and our own level. So everybody noes everybody, so it does not seem very right to be so inconsiderate lor. See, that's why we can easily find out who are the culprits oso. *roll eyes*
Ok, enough about sh*t. Can't believe that I actually blog on this. Tink I'm really crappy today manz! Hmm...hoped that I won't dream of sh*t tonite...